I was reading through the How To: Create a Character thread on SS and came across some comments about people creating characters who are descended from Malfoys, Potters or Weasleys. They were talking about how... it would be acceptable if they could do it in a way that was believable, or whatever, something lame like that (personally, I always thought that using a canon character's last name was uber cheesy and lazy and self-indulgent).

Then I had an EPIPHANY.

Yes, an EPIPHANY!

I would create the Ultimate Mary Sue, only he would be a Mary Sue In Character!

And this person just came to life in my head and next thing you know, I have his bio! LOL it needs to be fleshed out, and since Garret is only in his fourth year, I have lots of time to do that. But here we go, here is my next Hogwarts RP character:

*drumrolls*

Name: Salmandrius Beaugustus Malfoy
Nicknames: He’s trying to push for Mandrake, unfortunately his mother made the mistake of calling him Sally one day at a family function and it has stuck.
Heritage: Pure-blood (or so they claim)

Appearance:
Hair: Is actually a boring old dark brown, but he bleaches it blonde regularly.
Eyes: Grey
Height: 5’2”
Build: Slender

Personality traits:
- Camp
- Over the top
- Takes posh to a whole new level where he’s delving into pretentious territory
- Bossy
- Comes with a sense of entitlement


Family history:

Descended from the Malfoys, only not the Malfoys that were made notorious by Lucius, Narcissa and Draco. In fact, his ancestors were from a completely different branch of the family than the illustrious Lucius Malfoy and even in that generation was never part of the same social circles (they were in trade *gaaasp*). It is whispered that Salmandrius’ great-great grandfather married a Black cousin and changed their name to Malfoy as an attempt to get on the good side of the then highly sought after Lucius Malfoy (this, of course was before their shameful downward spiral, and by the time the Potter boy came into existence, it was too late as their assets were all registered under the fake Malfoy name).

Salmandrius is the only son of Quirinus and Terra Cota Malfoy. Quirinus was also the sole son of his father and as such holds the stewardship of their many economic pursuits (none of which seem to be doing overly well as they have still remained under the radar and have still yet to break the industries in which they are involved). Terra Cota is a distant relation of Astoria Greengrass (who married Draco Malfoy) and was raised as a socialite, however as she was the fourth sister to be debuted and had a hook nose and a lazy eye, her parents were content to pair her up with the not so illustrious Mr. Quirinus (they initially thought he was closer to the main Malfoy branch than he had made out to be and were sorely disappointed to learn that he was merely a sixth cousin).

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lmfao, I should be studying or sleeping.

OMG LOL

One of my classmates forwarded this email to me today. FUNNIEST thing I've seen all week! It's a bunch of pictures/scans of students' exam papers. These are a bunch of desperate students, LMFAO, and I assure you that I've been in similar situations. You need to see these pics, hehehehehe, and then try to tell me that you've never done something like this during exams before. LOL

( DESPERATION )